Terms Of Use
Terms of Service
Effective Date: [January 2026]
Website: https://www.bossbread.com
Company: Boss Bread LLC
By using this website, placing an order, or interacting with Boss Bread LLC in any way, you agree to the terms below. Read them. Know them. Live by them. Because this isn’t just bread, it’s a f***ing mission.
1. Using This Site
When you visit https://www.bossbread.com, you’re agreeing to use it for lawful purposes only. No hacking, no fraud, no shady behavior. If you break the rules, we reserve the right to block access or cancel your orders, no questions asked.
2. Product Information
We bake and ship real bread made from a short list of real ingredients. Everything we sell is described as clearly and accurately as possible. But bread is a living thing, every loaf has a little attitude. Texture, shape, and crust may vary.
We’re not responsible for how your body reacts to real food after years of processed garbage. If you have allergies or health concerns, read the ingredient list or contact us before buying.
3. Ordering + Payments
When you place an order, you’re agreeing to pay the price listed, including shipping, taxes, and any applicable fees. All payments are processed securely through third-party providers (like Stripe, Square, PayPal, etc.).
We do not store your full payment information on our servers. Ever.
4. Shipping + Delivery
We ship bread fresh, vacuum-sealed, and rebel-ready. Once it leaves our hands, it’s in the hands of the carrier. We do our part, but we can’t guarantee delivery times, especially during holidays or world chaos.
If your order is lost or arrives in poor condition, reach out. We’ll make it right if it’s on us. But if the dog ate it, the neighbor stole it, or you typed your address wrong, that’s on you.
5. Refunds + Returns
All sales are final. We make a perishable product and can’t resell returned bread. That said, we stand behind every loaf. If something’s wrong, contact us at [insert contact email]. We’ll handle it like rebels who actually give a damn.
6. Intellectual Property
Everything on this site, logos, photos, product names, copywriting, taglines like “Let’s Make Bread Badass Again”, and the Boss Bread name itself belongs to Boss Bread LLC. Don’t steal our stuff. If you want to collaborate, reach out. If you rip us off, we’ll find you, legally.
7. User Accounts (if applicable)
If you create an account, you’re responsible for keeping your login secure. Don’t share it. Don’t blame us if someone uses your account after you left your info on a sticky note.
We reserve the right to delete accounts for misuse, abuse, or anything that smells like spam.
8. Limitation of Liability
We are not liable for any harm that comes from using our site or eating our bread, unless it’s something we blatantly screwed up. Basically: if you misuse the site, misread the instructions, or try to use Boss Bread as a flotation device, that’s on you.
9. Termination
We reserve the right to terminate any user’s access to the site or services at any time, for any reason, especially if you’re abusing the platform, our team, or the mission.
10. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms of Service at any time. If we do, we’ll post the new version on this page. Your continued use of the site means you accept any changes, so check back from time to time if you care.
11. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of [Oklahoma], without regard to its conflict of law principles.
12. Contact Us
Got questions?
Need help with an order?
Want to join the rebellion?
Reach us at: [info@bossbread.com]
Or use the Contact the Rebellion page at https://www.bossbread.com/contact
Boss Bread LLC
Real Bread. No Poison.
Let’s Make Bread Badass Again.